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| Kangaroo Court |
2/17/11
Mr. Angelich you've been accused of wearing flip down sunglasses and failing to flip them down during an
attempt to catch a sun drenched fly ball. (see the fines not for missing the ball but for wearing flip down
glasses and not flipping them). Guilty
Mr. Angelich you've been accused of holding the ball, and acting like a deer in headlights, in left field
while base runners ran wildly around the bases, after being clearly instructed to throw to second base.
Guilty
Mr. Angelich you've been accused of having a specially made and wearing hat that reads
"Head Punatic", this is an egregious act causing embarrassment to the team.
Guilty
Mr. Todd you have been accused of falling and then sitting down on second base in a
gross error of base-running decorum. Guilty
Mr. Todd you have been accused of basking in the glory of your single, staying at first,
while the left fielder, kicked, dropped and generally tried to give you second base. Guilty
Mr. Todd you have been accused of leaving the final Kangaroo Court strategy session
before it even began. Double fine. Guilty
Middle infielders, Ms Carineo, Mr. Bianchi, Mr. Baltero, you are all accused of rarely using
the "Touchdown" signal during relays and cutoffs, to signifying yourself as the cutoff. By
not using the "Touchdown" signal you confused further our already confused outfielders.
Guilty
Mr. Brennen you're accused of making a distracting, futile, leaping stab at a fly ball that
was clearly called for by the left fielder in plenty of time. Guilty
Mr. Wagaman you're accused of being reluctant to take your turn at bat in an 11 to 2 game
using the logic that the game was too close for you to bat. Guilty
Mr. Kasamoto you're accused of being able to eat more at the potluck than any two of your
teammates combined while weighing only 110 lbs. (egregious act :) Guilty
Mr. McNally while you behaved admirably, before, during and after the games Saturday, we
feel it necessary to fine you $1 for you just being you. Guilty
Credits:
$1 for Mr Higgins scoring the first run.
$1 each for catchers Mr Rhodes and Mr Wells for catching pop flys with much ease and
grace.
$1 for Mr Todd, throwing a man out at third.
$1 for Mr. Baltero for knocking in the 1st RBI
Mr. Angelich you've been accused of wearing flip down sunglasses and failing to flip them down during an
attempt to catch a sun drenched fly ball. (see the fines not for missing the ball but for wearing flip down
glasses and not flipping them). Guilty
Mr. Angelich you've been accused of holding the ball, and acting like a deer in headlights, in left field
while base runners ran wildly around the bases, after being clearly instructed to throw to second base.
Guilty
Mr. Angelich you've been accused of having a specially made and wearing hat that reads
"Head Punatic", this is an egregious act causing embarrassment to the team.
Guilty
Mr. Todd you have been accused of falling and then sitting down on second base in a
gross error of base-running decorum. Guilty
Mr. Todd you have been accused of basking in the glory of your single, staying at first,
while the left fielder, kicked, dropped and generally tried to give you second base. Guilty
Mr. Todd you have been accused of leaving the final Kangaroo Court strategy session
before it even began. Double fine. Guilty
Middle infielders, Ms Carineo, Mr. Bianchi, Mr. Baltero, you are all accused of rarely using
the "Touchdown" signal during relays and cutoffs, to signifying yourself as the cutoff. By
not using the "Touchdown" signal you confused further our already confused outfielders.
Guilty
Mr. Brennen you're accused of making a distracting, futile, leaping stab at a fly ball that
was clearly called for by the left fielder in plenty of time. Guilty
Mr. Wagaman you're accused of being reluctant to take your turn at bat in an 11 to 2 game
using the logic that the game was too close for you to bat. Guilty
Mr. Kasamoto you're accused of being able to eat more at the potluck than any two of your
teammates combined while weighing only 110 lbs. (egregious act :) Guilty
Mr. McNally while you behaved admirably, before, during and after the games Saturday, we
feel it necessary to fine you $1 for you just being you. Guilty
Credits:
$1 for Mr Higgins scoring the first run.
$1 each for catchers Mr Rhodes and Mr Wells for catching pop flys with much ease and
grace.
$1 for Mr Todd, throwing a man out at third.
$1 for Mr. Baltero for knocking in the 1st RBI
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